How often does the pope cut his toe nails?

Cute question! I am sure other people cut them for him.How often does the pope cut his toe nails?
As often as he puts his foot in his mouth.How often does the pope cut his toe nails?
Whenever they get so long that a little choirboy can't quite reach.
funny you should say that. i said to him the other day i said ....popey you really need to cut those talons - they look disgusting. he thanked me for the advice but couldnt bend down and cut them himself so he made me do them!!!!





the cheek of that man!
wtf?
Not a clue. But I bet he doesn't cut them himself.
when ever they need it i would guess
He doesnt. He has the beautician cut them. Then sell them on ebay for $50,000, so he can buy a golden toilet seat with matching golden toilet chain.
this can't be needed for homework, because if it is whats the state education coming to?


i cant think that the popes toenails grows any quicker than anyone else.


In fact he probably doesn't cut them at all, he has someone else do it for him as does the Queen i expect.


TJ
3rd tuesday of every month
Once every ten days, unless that day falls on a sunday, and then he just stays in bed all day, lazy Nazi b@$t@rd