Monday, May 10, 2010

Why wont my missus cut my toe nails?

Because they are YOUR TOES....Its YOUR job to cut YOUR OWN I REPEAT O-W-N TOENAILS. ARE THEY HER NASTY FEET?? NO. Cut your own toenails you lazy *****.Why wont my missus cut my toe nails?
Get a girlfriend who is a nurses aid or a nurse. Chewing your toe nails works. Ok, your misses may get upset with these answers. No offense, you can cut your own. Yuk!!!!!!!


Ok, I need help. Would you please ask the question about what I should do because I am not able to ask questions. The first column works but does not go into second column. If you know the answer, would you please go to my q%26amp;a and answwer the question on the question that is in my qa? I need help. I have not asked any questions last night or tonight so it isn't that I have asked too many questions.


Thanks grannywinkieWhy wont my missus cut my toe nails?
ur feet smell
Because u r too accurate
u hav 2 do it urself babby
cause that's just gross...stop being lazy and cut ur own toe nails :)
mayb they stink and besides its ur job
Lol!!


1. She could be lazy and tired.


2. You could have a bad foot oder.


3. She could have bad eye sight


4. She maybe don't know how to clip toe nails.


5. She thinks that she's not your pedicurist.


And now, my question to you... Why don't u clip your own toe nails... or go get a pedicure?
lol


i guess she likes to be scratch during sex
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  • Toe nails are starting to turn black underneath?

    what is it and what can be done about it??Toe nails are starting to turn black underneath?
    It could be fungus, or bruised. Have you dropped anything on it recently? Or stubbed it? that happened to my friend when she dropped a trophy on it. The nail fell off, but it came back good as new....it just takes forever. Go to the doctor just be safeToe nails are starting to turn black underneath?
    Shoes too tight?
    I could be a nail fungus. You should go get it looked at by a doctor and they can give you medicine to clear it up.
    LAMISIL!!!





    it's most likely fungus. Get the generic lamisil - it was clinically tested on me!!!

    Would you eat toe nails or go on a date with Linzy loan?

    EEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!eating toenails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    I'd rather go on a date with linzy loan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Does anyone recommend a product for clearing up fungal toe nails? preferably not a tablet form?

    I have never had that problem, but I have read in the paper --in a Dear Dr. column, that people have had success with Vicks Vaporub. It says to cut the toenail down as far as you can and to apply vicks vaporub daily. I think it said it would go away within a few weeks. . It also said to use on your feet for rough skin--that I have tried and it does work.Does anyone recommend a product for clearing up fungal toe nails? preferably not a tablet form?
    my hubby had the most horendus nail infection and since hes been going to the sauna it has gone xxDoes anyone recommend a product for clearing up fungal toe nails? preferably not a tablet form?
    Daktarin,Aerosol.
    Canesten cream is anti fungal and is good for toe nails...
    Hello There !! i think the best way to tackle fungal infection is to use canestan foot cream and also if it very bad also try using Hc45 Cream together but use only a small amount coz it a steriod cream. After few days u should notice the difference..
    If you can get your hands on some wild garlic and rub it into your toe nails, it will go away in no time (but your feet might be a little smelly afterwards, sorry!)
    My husband had really good success with lamasil. But its a long term treatment, and it won't go away overnight.
    Creams are unfortunately no use as they do not penetrate the nail. Nail lacquers like Loceryl work well, but they are prescription only. With toe nails it needs to be applied twice weekly for about a year.
    yes there is, I remember an advert on TV about it,but I do not remember what it was called. may be a chemist will be able to tell you. I have read that application of vinegar may also be useful. soaking your feet in warm salt water (sea salt ) also helps.
    Urine - it also clears up athlete's foot as urea is a natural fungicide. Squat over a washing up bowl and then soak your feet for about 15 mins before getting into the shower. Totally natural and no harmful chemicals.
    White vinager soak your feet in that. Or try vitamin E. Give it 2 weeks see a difference
    Well I have had it for 10 years. I have been to the Doctor and what I got was little help. I find if you keep the nail trimmed low and use sand paper/emery-cloth too.


    Then daily, or twice daily, soak your toes with Listerine,


    (the mouth wash). It is a very strong disinfectant.. Also you can soak the toe area of your socks with it so it is wet with Listerine for a long time.


    I believe you can get an injection of something, but I was not offered it..... LIMSIL ????????? Lamisil ???
    No
    there is CURANAIL, like a nail varnish, says it could take upto 18 months to get rid. But not supposed to use other nail varnish on top. Not good for this time of year when your wearing sandals, and all you can see is yellow nails.

    Why do my toe nails point up?

    i have very wierd toe nails i have a few normal ones but the rest are very strange and point up????????????????Why do my toe nails point up?
    Mine do the same, do u wear shoes that are too small? do u cut them weird? i dunno what causes itWhy do my toe nails point up?
    how weird i thouqht me %26amp; my mom were the only people in the world w. that problem . There is a way to correct them, well its a place close to where i live. you should ask your foot doctor maybe ?

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    Where Is The Best Place To Clip Finger And Toe Nails?

    The bathroom at home is a good preferable place to clip nails.Where Is The Best Place To Clip Finger And Toe Nails?
    In the bathroom at home with the door closed. That's the same place you should blow your nose, as well.Where Is The Best Place To Clip Finger And Toe Nails?
    Standing over an unattended plate of food belonging to someone who you dislike very much. Church or a library is funny because it's dead quiet and then all of a sudden everyone starts hearing clipping noises and turns around trying to find the rude person. Do it in someone's bed who you want to play a prank on, they'll get poked and scratched up and spend the rest of the night picking through the sheets gathering up finger and toenails that aren't theirs, hilarious!
    On the subway after a bad day at work...that way you are not the only one irritated and disgusted.
    On your fingers and toes, silly!!! ;-)





    Seriously - in the bathroom, where it's easy to sweep up the clippings so you don't leave a mess.
    Bathroom
    Not in bed....
    Over the kitchen sink or the toilet.
    in your bathroom at home.
    At McDonalds.
    In the bathroom where you do the rest of your personal grooming.
    I sit in my bathtub %26amp; then rinse it out well
    on the couch watching the shopping channel
    The ends of your fingers and toes.
    A restaurant
    I go out on the back doorsteps
    on a train, surrounded by well-wishers and fellow comuters.
    In your bathroom over a wastebasket. If you're feeling a little more adventurous, try doing it in the lobby of a prestigious hotel or during dinner at a fancy uptown restaurant and see what kind of reaction you get.
    from your fingers and toes?
    At home, in the restroom.
    At the very tip of the toes and fingers. If you do it anywhere else, you could get blood all over
    At home outdoors. Always barf outside too. Barfing where you crap is gross.
    On a first date.
    I usually sit wherever I'm comfortable at, in good light, and clip over a towel so I can discard them when I'm done.





    Or I just gnaw them off. Both work.
    In the bathroom over the sink or toilet or over a towel so they don't go flying all over the place.

    How can l grow longer toe nails?

    get the sally hanson growth and strength nail polish is kinda pink n clear it worked 4 my finger nails so i put it in my toe nails n they grew 2 so i anser urs mind heplin me out c my question plse n thnxHow can l grow longer toe nails?
    If you want to make your nails grow faster put a strengthening polish on them.How can l grow longer toe nails?
    Why?
    eat vitamins
    Nails grow at an average rate of 0.1 mm/day (1 cm every 100 days) [1]. Fingernails require 3 to 6 months to regrow completely. Toenails require 12 to 18 months. Actual growth rate is dependent upon age, season, exercise level, and hereditary factors.
    Why would you want to?
    You can use nail growth enamel by sally hansen.
    don't cut, and don't wash your feet. Best way for the nutrients to stay in the nail
    lol stop clipping them!
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